Robin Williams Quotes

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a ti...

The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you do...

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the ne...

My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dan...

If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

People say satire is dead. It's not dead it's alive and living in the White House.

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life ...

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Cricket is baseball on Valium.

Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do th...

For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. ...

Smile my boy, it’s sunrise

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s...

I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready.

I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of be...

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Do...

A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell...

I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; i...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in th...

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life ...

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was...

An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Ok...

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Spring is nature's way of saying "Let's party!"

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's viv...

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?